Needless to say that after watching an 11 year old warrior-savage, the primordial urges that I’ve been having ever since my eyes first beheld the awesomeness that was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, have surfaced yet again. Now granted when I flex, a chasm is formed in the universe from the sudden surge of greatness… and I suddenly gather so much more dust that I gain weight, but until watching this I don’t know that I’ve ever seriously considered the options that I would suddenly have if a pre-pubescent kid tried to kick yesterday’s lunch out of me. My solution? Hope that I can out-run him… maybe play dead? Perhaps I too should take up the art of screaming while spinning a broom handle around. Last time I tried that, I shattered the lightbulb on the ceiling of my parent’s basement, but I’m older now, and clearly that means that I’m prepared to be a lean, mean broom-handle-swinging machine. Plus, it’s gotta be more healthy than… you know… not spinning a stick and screaming. Ok, it’s true… I’m just afraid that if I didn’t have the broom handle, people might confuse me for the lead singer of a successful death metal band (yeah…. we’ll pretend it’s not an oxy-moron).

I sit here listening to A Change of Seasons by Dream Theater as I write this, and I gotta say, that while this is the first message I bring to the world on my new site… while it’s good to finally have this little niche of mine own out in cyberspace… I can’t stop thinking about how unbelievably good it’ll feel to stomp those little rodent-beast-Ewoks in an AT-ST. In case anyone’s not with me, Starwars Battlefront is coming out in September, and while it looks like it may not be particularly balanced… somewhat reminding me of Battlefield Special Weapons… Battlefield 1942 was such a great game, that very idea of it involving TIE Fighters still sends insatiable tingles up my spine… or maybe that tingling is from falling down the stairs 4 days ago…. Either way, my point ladies and gentleman, is that I now have a website, and that = wicked awesome. Spiels in the future may or may not make sense, but for now… I’ve spent the past week on the computer… and I think I’ve earned myself a nice game of Megaman. God Bless the Megaman Collection for PS2!